hemmolysis:

if ashton irwin wasn’t in a band i bet he’d be that cute boy next door who drives a beat up car, smiles and waves to all the neighbors, saves cats from  trees, and volunteers at nursing homes yeah and i’d be the dog next door chained like that fuckin beast from sandlot 

blamecalum:

THI S BAND I S2G

officiallashtonirwin:

Michael and Calum at the Best Buy Theatre in New York, 22.04.14

5sos-official:

We wrote ‘Disconnected’ with John Feldmann and Alex Gaskarth - the ‘dream team’ as we like to call them. We love playing it live, it’s got loads of groove and we think it will be a fan favourite because of the lyrics…

#SheLooksSoPerfect EP: http://smarturl.it/slspep
physical copies: http://myplay.me/188h

HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!!!!!!

happy birthday to the lovely and marvellous theshamrockprotectslarry!! everyone go follow!! hope you have a very nice nice day!! 

04-23 / 22:34 / 12 notes
Title: The Party Song
Artist: Starring Calum Thomas Hood
Played: 1042 times

Do you want to come to a party

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My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30

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This things at a frat house

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but the people are cool there

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Reluctant I followed

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but I never dreamed there

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Would be someone there who would catch my attention

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I wasn’t out searching for love or affection

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So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free

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Shine the beer for tequila

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and we headed into the party

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And then in the backyard some terrible ska band

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Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

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This place is so lame

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all these girls look the same

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All these guys have no game

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I wish I would have stayed

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In my bed back at home watching TV alone

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Where I’d put on some porn or have sex on the phone

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Far from people I hate down from anywhere state

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Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

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And then I saw her standing there

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With green eyes and long blond hair

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She wasn’t wearing underwear

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at least I prayed that

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She might be the one

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maybe we’d have some fun

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Maybe we’d watch the sun rise

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But that night I learned some girls try too hard

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Some girls try too hard

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Some girls try too hard to impress

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With the way that they dress

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With those things on their chests

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And the things they suggest to me

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I couldn’t believe what this lady was saying

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The names she was dropping the games she was playing

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She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys

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How she’s down with the wise well constructed disguise

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Now I’d rather go dateless than stay here and hate this

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Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless

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So I said I’d call her but never would bother

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Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

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So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair

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She won’t be wearing underwear and you’ll discover

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This girl’s not the one and she’ll never be fun

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You should just turn and run 

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Because you’ll find out that some girls try too hard

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Some girls try too hard

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And some girls try too hard to impress

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With the way that they dress

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With those things on their chests

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And the things they suggest to me

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grungexmichael:

they’re called 5 seconds of summer not luke hemmings and the other three

Meeting 5SOS like:

lukeyslegs:

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Truth: Calum +

[c] ofsushi